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Look at My Penis and Everybody Else’s

Friday, April 2, 2010

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Look at My Penis and Everybody Else’s

You can’t say I don’t TRY to get people’s attention. ‘Course now the site stats are personal; will I get a proud, firm spike? or a humiliating drop? But I’m talking, of course, about “My Penis and Everybody Else’s,” Lawrence Barraclough’s excellent 2007 documentary. Lawrence—I feel that I can use his first name, now that [...]

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So I went to see the X-Men movie…

Sunday, May 28, 2006

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…and was totally disappointed! None of my favorite ones were in it. I couldn’t have been the only kid who loved “Lariat,” the guy with the mammoth, prehensile penis. Or “Waft,” the dorky dude who could turn into a mildly unpleasant smell. Him and Wolverine fighting would’ve been great comic relief. Or “Spurt”–remember Spurt, the [...]

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Here’s the cover of the Japanese edition…

Saturday, December 7, 2002

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Note that broomstick=penis jokes are truly universal.

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A spousal request…

Thursday, December 5, 2002

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“Put this link on your blog: http://www.fox.com/firefly/watchit/ I will point out that it’s in your best interests to keep Firefly on the air because it’s one of the only things standing between you and a wife who has no choice but to watch “24″ every week. Don’t fancy a lifetime of Tuesdays filled with puerile [...]

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