Posts Tagged with "Jordan"

I christen thee, “the soul Hitler.”

Sunday, May 30, 2010

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I christen thee, “the soul Hitler.”

It’s been impossible to watch the NBA Playoffs without being subjected to something deeply annoying. Yes, ESPN’s coverage, but also Michael Jordan’s new moustache. Whoa! Nothing says “surrounded by yes-men in an egotistical, self-destructive celeb-flameout” like bizarre personal grooming. Yes, MJ’s ‘stache is more subtle than Elvis’ flab-packed spangled jumpsuits or Mike Tyson’s facial tattoo, [...]

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Me? Number one?

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

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(Folks, I wrote this a couple of weeks ago for fun. I had vague notions of trying to sell it, but realized over the weekend that I couldn’t possibly do so in time. The wheels of publishing grind ever-so-slowly. So, enjoy.) I JUST WANT TO HELP THE TEAM All of us who follow NBA basketball [...]

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Harry Potter glasses, bully-bait

Thursday, February 19, 2004

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First off, friend Chris Jordan writes from the UK: “I thought you might find this tidbit interesting: over here in the glorious UK, various opticians, such as Vision Express, are now selling ‘Harry Potter’ frames. This next wave of spectacular merchandise is sure to get kids beaten up at school nation-wide! I mean, it’s bad [...]

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Sanity in the Senate

Monday, February 17, 2003

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The following is a transcript of Senator Robert Byrd’s speech in the Senate, 2/12/03. I thought it was so articulate and thoughtful–undeniable, really–that I had to post it. “To contemplate war is to think about the most horrible of human experiences. On this February day, as this nation stands at the brink of battle, every [...]

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