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Photos from Venice’s Carnevale

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

11430 CommentsPhotos+from+Venice%27s+Carnevale2010-02-16+09%3A12%3A42Michael

This woman (if it is a woman) dresses like my grandmother decorated her house. Grandma once went to Las Vegas and brought back a clear plastic toilet seat with seashells suspended in it. I never saw her actually wear a solid gold mask and velvet brocaded headwrap, but I wouldn’t be surprised if both were [...]

"Tickle me" my eye!

Friday, September 22, 2006

7180 Comments%26quot%3BTickle+me%26quot%3B+my+eye%212006-09-22+18%3A36%3A00Michael

Courtesy of my internet-roving wife… Grand mal Elmo?Thrashing orgasm Elmo?Devil-zombie Elmo? Join in the madness here. But don’t say we didn’t warn you.

“Lee Corso Has a Baby Arm”

Sunday, September 10, 2006

7145 Comments%22Lee+Corso+Has+a+Baby+Arm%222006-09-10+12%3A59%3A00Michael

Did anyone else see that sign during ABC’s telecast of the Texas/Ohio State game? Cracked me up. For those of you unfamiliar with the phrase, be enlightened. Incoming search terms:lee corso has a babt arnlee corso baby arm signlee corsos baby arm

Everyone Who’s Anyone…

Wednesday, October 9, 2002

480 CommentsEveryone+Who%27s+Anyone...2002-10-09+15%3A59%3A00Michael

I know, I know, I should be working, but I stumbled across this website and had to pass it along. Along with being a useful who’s who, it’s a monument to the misery that is publishing. Note how the process seems to be set up to generate guilt on the one side and rage on [...]

Redbirds, and roundup

Thursday, October 3, 2002

360 CommentsRedbirds%2C+and+roundup2002-10-03+15%3A06%3A00Michael

Preparing my mind, body, soul, and whatever else I can muster for today’s Cards game. First pitch is around 4pm (EST? CST? Anybody know?). I know you’ll be watching with me to see if Thanatos is more powerful than Curt Schilling. The human race consists of the dangerously insane and those who are not.” – [...]

Now THAT’s a day job…

Wednesday, October 2, 2002

340 CommentsNow+THAT%27s+a+day+job...2002-10-02+17%3A18%3A00Michael

Tom Michael sends in this site. He writes, “‘This site is dedicated to a very talented man who happens to be King.’ I hope to be described as such someday.” He says you can keep the persecution by Pol Pot part, though.

As I watch “The Civil War” naked…

Saturday, September 28, 2002

300 CommentsAs+I+watch+%22The+Civil+War%22+naked...2002-09-28+17%3A48%3A00Michael

Hey, don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it. Anyway, I’ve come across this incredible new product. It’s paint for your teeth. According to the website, it “won’t come off with alcohol like other products will.” An essential feature, I would think.

Carvell piece, and Meankitty.com

Monday, September 23, 2002

170 CommentsCarvell+piece%2C+and+Meankitty.com2002-09-23+14%3A22%3A00Michael

Humorist Tim Carvell has an amusing piece in the NYT today. Cat owners should check out Meankitty.com, a pleasantly-DIY site celebrating, well, mean cats. Go to the Gallery and sample some of the felines that friendliness forgot. (My favorite was “Mouse.”)

Bail for yourself and your son? Priceless.

Friday, September 20, 2002

150 Comments2002-09-20+20%3A33%3A00Michael

Shit, now Dad and I are going to have to think of something new for Opening Day. BTW, quick straw poll–is everybody’s wife this excited for tonight’s inaugural episode of “Firefly”? I think I’ll call it “My Fly’s on Fire,” just to make her mad.

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Posts Tagged with "Found funniness"

Photos from Venice’s Carnevale

"Tickle me" my eye!

“Lee Corso Has a Baby Arm”

Everyone Who’s Anyone…

Redbirds, and roundup

Now THAT’s a day job…

As I watch “The Civil War” naked…

Carvell piece, and Meankitty.com

Bail for yourself and your son? Priceless.

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