Wednesday, August 20, 2008
You too can “travel the world, humping.”
Continue reading...Wednesday, March 26, 2008
…but there is “eat me.” Or there would be, if they hadn’t gone so crazy with the e’s. It’s like that friggin’ novel, what was it called, “Even Though Great Literature is Incredibly Difficult to Write, and One Could Claim, With Quite a Bit of Evidence, That Novels are Dead as a Cultural Force in [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, December 27, 2007
Dirk Voetberg presents this holiday-themed squib.
Continue reading...Thursday, September 20, 2007
I am wearing new glasses. They look pretty great; with luck–and enough bourbon–by this weekend my marriage of nearly six years will stop being a sham. Unfortunately, they have temporarily impaired my funniness, which is located in several small muscles in and around my eyes. But because I take my thrice-weekly commitment to you so [...]
Continue reading...Saturday, September 15, 2007
OJ Simpson is in the news again, this time after some sports memorabilia was ripped off from a seedy Vegas casino. The cops think he might have been responsible, but OJ was happy to come in for questioning. “I’m not the kind of guy to cut and run.” [Does the world need more OJ jokes? [...]
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009
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