Home of the Tic-Tac-Toe Chicken: Closed

Home of the Tic-Tac-Toe Chicken: Closed

The prayers of generations of religious poultry have finally been answered. Chinatown Fair, the video game arcade on Mott St. which boasted the semi-famous “Tic-Tac-Toe Chicken”–by the way, you don’t wanna know how they made it “play” the game–is now closed. This website has posted a nice appreciation, recommended for all fans of old New [...]

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Go the Fuck to Sleep

Go the Fuck to Sleep

This morning, Boingboing.com alerted me to an interesting development: a tongue-in-cheek parody of a children’s book called Go the Fuck To Sleep has reached #1 on Amazon.com, before it’s even been published. Apparently pirated PDFs are circulating, and people are preordering it like it’s crack. The publisher has been smart enough to max out the [...]

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Cat in Tank

Cat in Tank

This is the trailer for my cat Willa’s long-awaited movie, “The Skrakening.” (via BoingBoing) Cats in Tanks from Whitehouse Post on Vimeo.

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Is the Bible still relevant today?

Is the Bible still relevant today?

I’m working on a new parody with a religious bent, and found this British talk show quite worthwhile. When they didn’t talk over each other. (The former Bishop of Rochester is a douchebag.)

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Santa Monica’s Ocean Park neighborhood

Santa Monica’s Ocean Park neighborhood

I love Santa Monica so, so much. Here’s a lovely little documentary about one of the city’s neighborhoods, Ocean Park. (It’s about 20 blocks south of where I live.) BTW, anybody who tears down an amusement park or a pleasure pier should be shot. Part 1: Part 2: Part 3:

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Alan Moore documentary: Monsters, Maniacs and Moore (1987)

Alan Moore documentary: Monsters, Maniacs and Moore (1987)

“I believe in some sort of strange fashion that the presence of the atom bomb might almost be forcing a level of human development that wouldn’t have occurred without the presence of the atom bomb. Maybe this degree of terror will force changes in human attitudes that could not have occurred without the presence of [...]

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Alan Moore on Austin Osman Spare

Alan Moore on Austin Osman Spare

One famous English eccentric examines another. Strange and fascinating little snippet. BTW, here’s the full painting, so crudely truncated by the splash banner: Isis, by English artist Austin Osman Spare:

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Sayonara, Spotfoot.

Sayonara, Spotfoot.

Thanks for everything, my beautiful friend—there’ll always be a spot in the crook of my arm for you. When we meet again, I’ll be sure to bring something with lots of butter in it.

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Prove Violence Doesn’t Work: Do Good In Lennon’s Name This December 8th

Prove Violence Doesn’t Work: Do Good In Lennon’s Name This December 8th

This morning I had a great idea: “Wouldn’t it be great if everybody who loved John Lennon and The Beatles did something nice in his name on December 8th? Something that he might’ve done, if he were still here with us…like donating to the ACLU; eating organic (or even macrobiotic) for a day; spending some [...]

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