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Sung to the tune of the song of the same name. (I blame MAD Magazine for making my brain do this.)

“You never give me your money
I have to suffer through your crazy bullshit
If you knuckles were less narcissistic
You’d work it out.

The one I pity is Ringo
Of the lot of them, he seems most decent
Even George with all his meditation
Acts bitchy.

Paul’s a douche and Klein’s a prick,
John’s on H and Yoko’s thick,
Insisting that she be part of the group.

Everyone believes their press
Meanwhile Apple’s such a mess
You almost start rooting for Lew Grade.

But oh, the one thing missing, is the band
Oh, the only reason, we give a shit
(fans give a shit)
Ahhh, ahh, ahh, ahh, still give a shit
Ahhh, ahh, ahh, ahh yes I’m a twit
The Beatles’ git!

While you four weren’t reuniting,
ELO was less exciting!
You spent ten years shit-inciting
When you could’ve been songwriting!
A decade’s worth of pointless fighting
Snubbing fans whose hand you’re biting…

[I'll write a proper review once I finish the book, which is very worth reading, but quite depressing.]