Archive | March, 2010

Why they call it “spunk”

Why they call it “spunk”

A new documentary called “Sizing Up Sperm” uses real people to represent 250 million sperm on their treacherous, exhausting trip from the testicle to the egg. Along the way, they encounter antibodies (hey! I thought you loved me!), walls that drip acid, and the knowledge that the so-called winner faces a life of doing taxes. [...]

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Gahan Wilson’s Sunday Funnies

Gahan Wilson’s Sunday Funnies

Each one of us picks a few things to glom on to as a child, a movie or a piece of clothing or even a kind of food, and those things become part of the furniture we carry around upstairs. Cartoonist Gahan Wilson—think Charles Addams, but infinitely more threatening and hallucinatory—is definitely in my own [...]

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What would be in YOUR library of 1,000 books?

What would be in YOUR library of 1,000 books?

This post, like every other, blurts to you from the mouth of my book-lined cave, situated a mere six blocks from the el grande wetness here in Santa Monica. With a bright public library just down the street and the cyber-servant flickering in front of my nose, a personal library seems like a bit of [...]

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Fri Doc: The King of Kong

Fri Doc: The King of Kong

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: if you have anything important to do, do not start watching The King of Kong. This 2007 documentary about competitive classic videogaming is absolutely mesmerizing—much to my chagrin, I missed this when it came through the theaters; as punishment, it has eaten my morning whole. In 1982, legendary gamer Billy Mitchell set [...]

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On Twitter? Like Breaking Bad?

Ta-ra! Ta-ra! It’s my first TWITTER CONTEST! My lovely wife has graciously donated a brand new Breaking Bad S2 DVD box set. I am, of course, a fan of anything that keeps her gainfully employed, but my enthusiasm was cemented by the season three premiere party we went to on Tuesday night at Hollywood’s hangar-like [...]

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Interesting People: Kubrick, Blakemore and “The Shining”

Interesting People: Kubrick, Blakemore and “The Shining”

Stanley Kubrick is one of my favorite directors, and I spent most of my teens watching and re-watching his greatest films in pot-scented, sticky-floored arthouse theaters. Even today, my mother and I seem to watch one or two every time I come back for a visit. A conversation enroute to the premiere of “Breaking Bad” [...]

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Introducing…The Civet!

Introducing…The Civet!

Last night I fooled around a bit with this 3-D movie site, Xtranormal.com. I made a movie, which is embedded below. It’s a bit hard to make out some of the computerized voices, so I’ll paste the script below that. Civet: So, Broccoli Man…is this your first superhero convention? Broccoli Man: Yeah. Sucks we have [...]

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Why Beatles > commercials.

Why Beatles > commercials.

Spontaneous “Hey Jude” in Times Square subway station, 3/6/10 Hey Jude Times Square Subway Station from 39forks on Vimeo.

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The Great War, Sir Mike, and Me

The Great War, Sir Mike, and Me

In the fall of 1990, I had no interest in World War I; then as now, I studied history for the story of it, and there didn’t seem to be any narrative in that conflict. No personalities, no resolution, just four years of static, blood-drenched dress rehearsal for the much more satisfying sequel played out [...]

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Fri Doc: Timothy Leary, the Man Who Turned On America

Fri Doc: Timothy Leary, the Man Who Turned On America

This Friday’s documentary, originally aired by the BBC in the late 90s (?), tells the strange, dramatic, and ultimately quite sad story of acid guru Timothy Leary. The question with Leary—and perhaps with all such larger-than-life characters—is this: what was behind the surface we all saw? What was inside him? What made him different from [...]

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