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Last night I fooled around a bit with this 3-D movie site, Xtranormal.com. I made a movie, which is embedded below. It’s a bit hard to make out some of the computerized voices, so I’ll paste the script below that.

Civet: So, Broccoli Man…is this your first superhero convention?
Broccoli Man: Yeah. Sucks we have to take the train. Hey, Berenice–
C: “The Civet.”
BM: The what?
C: My name is The Civet. C-I-V-E-T. Do you think I would’ve had sex with a radioactive wildcat if I wanted to be called fucking Berenice?
BM: Sorry. So, Civet…do you work alone?
C: Usually. Most guys can’t stand the smell.
BM: That smell is you?
C: No, it’s the Merlot. Of course it’s me!
BM: I thought we were passing a rendering plant. Does it come out of your bottom?
C: Can we talk about something else? Look at these glasses! They’re like the goddamn Holy Grail.
BM: Do you have anal sacs, or a set of glands or something? I’m just wondering how it works.
C: You’ll just have to wonder. Do I ask you if you shit green?
BM: Does your nose get used to it? Can you smell anything?
C: I make great money. Chanel No. 5 paid my way through college.
BM: Awesome! Then you can pay for dinner.
CURTAIN.

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