Archive | December, 2009

Just in time for Christmas!

Just in time for Christmas!

This is the rare type of photo that gets more disturbing the longer you look at it. A drunk Santa, that can be funny–but a Santa with advanced tertiary syphilis, not so much.

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Hanukah in Santa Monica

Hanukah in Santa Monica

I’m not Jewish, though for about sixteen reasons I might as well be. Even so, I do appreciate a good Tom Lehrer song, especially when it applies to my life.

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Sherlock Holmes and the Underpants of Death

Sherlock Holmes and the Underpants of Death

My esteemed colleague in parody Chris Wood has cobbled together six short stories featuring a fascinating new character completely of his own invention named “Sherlock Holmes.” Apparently this Sherlock goes around solving crimes, aided by his pal, a Doctor Watson…along the way encountering many difficulties of a digestive and execretory-type nature. If bathroom humor’s your [...]

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