Newsbreaks for Friday

Written by Michael

Presidential candidate John Edwards continues to face accusations that his wealth and expensive tastes make him an unsuitable advocate for America’s poor. You can’t deny the logic: to get things done in Washington, it helps to be indigent.

Filmmaker Michael Moore is being investigated by the Treasury Department after going to Cuba without proper authorization. It’s a good thing, too–we wouldn’t want him coming back with all sorts of radical ideas.

And finally, the White House is continuing its search for a “War Czar,” to oversee the conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan. Pretty soon, they’ll have to take out a classified ad. “WANTED: Beltway insider to manage ill-conceived, underfunded, unpopular war. Military background a plus. Must fit over Dick Cheney’s hand.”